Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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