I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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