Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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