We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Every concussion has its silver lining
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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