What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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