super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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