those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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