Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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