It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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