Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
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Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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