once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
he just fucked me for my cheese.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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