I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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