My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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