fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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