If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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