id be glad to
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
its not stalking. its research.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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