My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He did a backflip because drugs
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