He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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