Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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