wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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