Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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it was like a congratulatory penis slap
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm always down for nudity.
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