yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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