ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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