If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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