So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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