Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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