Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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