Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
