Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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