the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
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you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I have aggressive nipples.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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