So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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