I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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