she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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