Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
You don't make any sense
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