Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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