whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
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