girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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