so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Dicks are not precious.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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