'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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