It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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