one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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