I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
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I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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