her vagine was all disorganized.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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