census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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