he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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