I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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