I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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