So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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