Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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