Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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