So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
