I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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