She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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