When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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