So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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