Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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