I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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