what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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